Revenge of the Sith (Star Wars)

Revenge of the Sith (2005, George Lucas)

First of all, Debbie Downer, A.K.A Anakin Skywalker’s hair is better, well, kind of. Still looks like hockey hair, but better than the rat tail mess he had going on before.

Now that the important issues have been tackled…

I think these movies are getting better. Let’s be honest, this is the third film in the series, but is actually the sixth movie made, okay, that is a bit of a brain buster. But, so far of the new films this is the best one.

While watching the film I realized how much I need an R2D2. I wonder if he has a vacuum attachment? He is basically a multi-tool from the future. For sure he would be handy while camping. You could roast wieners using his jet pack thrusters. He definitely would be expensive though, because that robot vacuum is crazy expensive and it is just a vacuum. It can’t open cans or blow dry your hair!

This movie is basically about Anakin’s descent into evil. The Jedi’s are sent to save Senator Saltine (Palpatine), who is a bit of a dick, and ironically looks like a dried up cracker. I would have left his bossy ass. There is a war still going on, and really, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

Okay, so why is this General Grievus guy coughing? Am I missing something? Isn’t he a robot thing or something?

Don’t even get me started on gravity, or the lack of it in space.

I will admit that this is my favourite out of the three new films, and that is because of Darth Vader. He is cool. The OG, (Original Goth).

The movie was really long though, clocking in at two hours and twenty minutes, but still it gets a 4 ½ Darth Vader bobbleheads out of a possible 5


Author: kristaskene

A movie, book, and music lover. I love to offer my, hopefully witty, and always sarcastic thoughts.

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